A New Start For Artificial Life

SI-MBR3-1 (Or Simbrel, as they’re affectionately known) is one of the first ScorpInc CombatBots developed to have sentience. This meant Simbrel not only has an extensive range of built-in autocannons and wire-guided missiles, but also the awareness to judge and recalculate in any given combat situation. Simbrel’s combination of code-based and behaviour-based programming made them and their production-siblings the major selling point for ScorpInc’s next generation of mercenary forces.

As with all things, time and technology moves on. The Simbrel units are no longer cutting edge. Glitches in arcane code and degrading hardware mean their time on the front lines has come to an end. What next for a sentient CombatBot?

Most companies in the industry would simply release these bots from service without re-entry training or assistance, leaving them to try and make sense of a strange world no longer made up of wetwork and warm targets. The other option, often utilised by our competitors, is to dismember and scrap these intelligent beings.

We take our corporate social responsibility seriously. ScorpInc found a better way.

Instead of destroying or merely releasing our Simbrel robots, we undertook to retrain them for new employment opportunities.

Utilising the live running and cycling route data collected by the Run4Life (now the number 1 rated exercise tracking app in over 50 countries and 147,000 alternate timelines), Simbrels receive location data for people exercising nearby. They are then activated to chase the walker, runner, or cyclist. Those who do not increase their pace will receive an encouraging warning shot from our Simbrels. This guarantees an increase in your cardiovascular workout. We are very pleased to offer this service free of charge and devoid of any warning to all users of the Run4Life app.

This employment program provides real benefits to ScorpInc clients, and of course a sense of renewed purpose to our fun-loving Simbrels. Don’t forget to post any Simbrel encounters with the hashtag #KillerWorkout!

When it comes to caring for our employees and our clients, ScorpInc is the name you will trust.