ScorpInc Hospitality understands businesses requiring a workforce for the festive season may feel overwhelmed by options. As we all know, humans can be demanding and unreliable employees at best, and litigious time-sinks at worst.
ScorpInc is proud to offer medium to large scale solutions for your holiday season employment needs. Following an aggressive involuntary recruitment campaign, we are proud to make available yetis as a solution for your warehouse and/or front of house needs.
With their natural strength and propensity for throwing things, our yetis are ideal for warehouse positions at this high-turnover time of year.
However, ScorpInc is pleased to also offer yeti personnel trained in the complicated nuances of Santa services. Hiring yetis for your business in this role has clear advantages:
Our yetis are provided to you with a comprehensive information packet, including dietary requirements and communication methods. We also include insurance coverage for:
Need your yeti to be a little less “Merry Old Saint Nick” and a little more “Krampus”? We have yetis whose personality profile have disqualified them for Santa positions who would be ideal for your requirements. Please specify whether they should have a taste for flesh (please include flesh-species).
When it comes to the merriest and/or bloodiest Christmas employment solutions, ScorpInc is the name you will trust.