ScorpInc Surgeries™

ScorpInc is proud to present our latest medico-technological venture, ScorpInc Surgeries™! Have you ever wanted customised, personalised, elective or upgrading changes to your body? We’re here to offer the latest and greatest in innovation using our specialised robotic chirurgeons.

We offer all the services you could ever want, from lifesaving organ transplants to implants, augmentations, and even not-yet-proven changes. Just a few of our available procedures include:

  • Face lifts
  • Wrinkle abolition
  • Cybernetic eye replacement
  • Metallic-sheathed limbs
  • A transplanted liver, no questions asked on its providence
  • More blood injected straight into you
  • Trepanning
  • Bloodletting to remove unwanted humours
  • And many more!

Here at ScorpInc, we want to make you the best you that you can be and we’re happy to do anything you believe will help you achieve those goals, with no qualms about the procedures. And better yet, each ScorpInc Surgery™ is guaranteed non-fatal or you get your money back!

Please note, for legal reasons ScorpInc Surgeries™ must always be stylised with a capitalised ‘S’ and trademark symbol as we are not licensed as a medical clinic or operating theatre.

In medicine, in everything; ScorpInc is the name you will trust.