Whew, another fabulous Intern Month at ScorpInc wraps up.
For those not aware, ScorpInc celebrates its interns - they’re not coffee fetchers and photocopiers (except for ScorpInc interns looking for careers as baristas or money counterfeiters) - they’re the lifeblood of our company, sometimes even literally.
Our interns get amazing, hands-on experience in our killbot manufactorums, chemical synthesis plants, enchantment halls, and aircraft boneyards. What use is a six month unpaid venture where all you do is busywork, if you’re not learning real skills applicable to your desired career?
But it’s not all 24/7 work at ScorpInc! Aside from the company mandated 30 minute naps, we put on a raft of activities during Intern Month so our valued staff can let their hair down.
Our annual ScorpInc Intern Hazmat Olympics wrapped up three days ago, with the team representing the Hospitality Ventures department taking the most gold panthers this year. Kirion Falther, an elf-emu hybrid whose regular work includes manticore veterinary procedures was a surprise win at the 100m sprint, a race usually won by the Genetic Hybridisation department who this year entered first division with a record seven interns who had been spliced with Octo-Chicken DNA.
Aside from the Hazmat Olympics, the Intern Hackathon was another resounding success. Here interns form teams and are given a weekend off work to focus on a project that can be used to solve a real world problem. One team who called themselves “Up And At Them” won first prize with their “low cost desktop fission generator”. All interns have since recovered under the care of some of our ScorpInc Surgeries™ teams with only two requiring help from our Last Responders after an unfortunate 7Gy exposure incident.
When it comes to giving new blood a chance - ScorpInc is the name you will trust.