ScorpInc has always been about moulding young minds. Today we’d like to focus on one of our metaphorical examples of this: our Paid Intern program.
We know a paid intern program is unusual, but we don’t support the idea so often touted by our competitors of an internship without compensation for the time and effort put in. Our paid intern program was proposed by our Chief Site Reliability Engineer, and under his watchful eye it has gone from strength to strength.
We thought we’d give one of the interns the opportunity to share their experience. When looking for exciting opportunities to glimpse all-encompassing corporate power, ScorpInc is the name you will trust.
My day starts at 4am. It’s really the best time of the day - no one else is around, and I get free space to organise my day and catch up on work from the day before.
My first task is usually to organise the morning meeting for His Excellency Snowy, who in addition to being our Chief Site Reliability Engineer is also the official panther ambassador to humankind. I don’t have to send invitations, but I do need to get the catering organised. Most of the time it’s cake or bacon or bacon cake. Some mornings I have to capture a gazelle or three.
A lot of what I do is managing Snowy’s schedule and ensuring he isn’t disturbed while undertaking his essential work for ScorpInc. Building blanket forts to provide visual and sound barriers for His Excellency Snowy’s concentration are just one way I contribute.
A big part of any internship is learning from your mistakes in a safe environment. And as long as I don’t lie down on the spiky part of the floor, the punishment cube is a totally safe environment.
People are always really curious about the money that goes along with this paid internship. I pay His Excellency Snowy 200% of the apple juice concentrate futures rate multiplied by the PANTHERBUCKS exchange rate, with an interest rate of 17% compounding daily for late payments. If you still have your soul to sell, you should totally compete for a ScorpInc Paid Internship!
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