• Cerebrate Chip - Tue, Nov 10, 2020

    Augment your brain with the latest in ScorpInc technology.

  • WeLab Initiate - Tue, Oct 6, 2020

    Want to do mad science but don't have a space for it? Here at ScorpInc we're cooking up the Uber for biotoxin labs.

  • ScorpInc Surgeries™ - Mon, Apr 13, 2020

    Be the best you that you can be; get healthier, fitter, and smarter with our wide range of ScorpInc Surgeries™.

  • Learn To Code Bootcamp - Sat, Feb 15, 2020

    Fulfil your New Year's Resolution to learn to code at ScorpInc's new bootcamp and come out of it with a guaranteed permanent job offer.

  • Corporate Knowledge - It's In Our DNA - Thu, Jan 16, 2020

    Corporate knowledge is stored not just within servers, but within employees, and we want to help make the best use of that possible.

  • New Year, New You - Thu, Jan 2, 2020

    The start of a new year is a time for resolutions and working hard to become someone new, but what if we could take the hassle away and have a new you almost right away?

  • Wrapping Up Intern Month - Tue, Sep 3, 2019

    Celebrating our favourite people with our favourite month.

  • High Speed Data Connections For Enterprise - Sat, Jul 20, 2019

    Connecting you to the next generation of interconnection.

  • ScorpInc Stands For Free Range Robots - Tue, Jun 4, 2019

    Ethics in robots is a hot topic, and we have a strong stance on it.

  • Entropy Ape - Thu, Mar 28, 2019

    Taking the uncertainty out of system reliability by adding some uncertainty back in, ScorpInc aims to usher in a new generation of resilient technology and distributed applications.

  • Dinner? Delivering for Hospitality - Sat, Mar 2, 2019

    ScorpInc is a leader in providing food delivery drones to the hospitality market. In response to concerns about noise, ScorpInc has developed a new food and beverage delivery system which is quiet and incorporates service and self-protection features.

  • ScorpInc Now Offers DNA Testing - Wed, Jan 16, 2019

    Move over omnipresent surveillance network, finding long lost relatives has never been easier thanks to our new technology.

  • AI Parents Make Your Work Life Better - Sun, Jul 1, 2018

    Why should chatbots be limited to social media? Corporate chatbots here, now.

  • Unauthorised Merchandise - Mon, Apr 9, 2018

    An update on bootleg merchandise, new data offerings, and responses to the unfounded rumours of invasive data collection.

  • Investment Glossary - Fri, Aug 18, 2017

    Don't get scammed by a suit, brush up on your stock market and investment terms before handing over your life savings. But please do hand over your life savings.

  • ScorpInc Paid Intern Program - Sun, Jul 16, 2017

    In a tough employment climate ScorpInc is here to provide everyone with an opportunity to enter the workforce, whether they're ready or not.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - [REDACTED] Welcomes Executive Chef - Wed, May 10, 2017

    MEDIA RELEASE - [REDACTED] and ScorpInc are proud to welcome Albeka Shishani as our new Executive Chef.

  • Crane Sanctuary And Rehabilitation Clinic - Wed, Mar 15, 2017

    ScorpInc is here to provide protection for all creatures great and small.

  • A New Start For Artificial Life - Mon, Feb 27, 2017

    Firmly believing in social responsibility, ScorpInc is finding work for those in need in times of change.

  • Make 2017 The Year Of Your Career - Thu, Jan 26, 2017

    ScorpInc has been successfully launching and guiding careers for untold eons. Here are our top tips for getting ahead at work in 2017.

  • Hospitality Workforce For The Festive Season - Wed, Dec 21, 2016

    ScorpInc recognises the need for holiday employees and has an innovative, perfect solution through the miracle of cryptozoology.

  • 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Management - Sun, Jun 19, 2016

    Take advantage of the full moon this month to try your hand at entity summoning.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Dank Meme Acquisitions - Sun, May 29, 2016

    MEDIA RELEASE - All your memes are belong to us; dank meme research paying dividends.

  • Entity Summoning For Beginners - Thu, Dec 24, 2015

    Take advantage of the full moon this month to try your hand at entity summoning.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Privacy Breach Of Invisibility Generators - Sun, Dec 20, 2015

    MEDIA RELEASE - ScorpInc would like to notify customers of a privacy breach that occurred in it's invisibility generation systems.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Succubots Lawsuit Apology - Sat, Jul 4, 2015

    MEDIA RELEASE - ScorpInc would like to issue a full and unreserved apology to the plaintiffs in Succubots vs ScorpInc (2015).