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  • Corporate Burkittsville - Design For Our Users - Sun, Sep 5, 2021

    Design is about passion, and what’s more passionate than the unknown that lurks behind the veil? The Corporate Burkittsville design system from ScorpInc delves right into what’s right behind you.

  • Help Your Billionaire Become A Star... Forever - Mon, Aug 16, 2021

    Ever wish your billionaire boss would achieve their ambition of going into space and not come back? ScorpInc can make everyone's dream come true with our newest service. Heliocentria.

  • Buy Now, Pay When We Need You - Wed, Aug 4, 2021

    If you're in a financial bind, ScorpInc can help you out in exchange for a fate bind, with a guaranteed six months no collect period.

  • Be There When You Can't Be There - Tue, Jul 13, 2021

    Never miss a family reunion or corporate function you didn't want to attend. ScorpInc helps make sure you can be there, even when you can't be there.

  • CassieTypes - Tue, Jun 8, 2021

    Predictive text that really knows the best thing to type? ScorpInc introduces the CassieTypes virtual keyboard.

  • Last Responders - Mon, May 17, 2021

    Injuries and accidents happen, so let ScorpInc make sure it doesn't impact your workplace with our Last Responders.

  • WeLab Managed Work Spaces - Thu, Apr 22, 2021

    As an established bioweapon research conglomeration or megacorporation looking to expand into chemical weaponry, take the hassle out of building and maintaining your own lab facilities by working with ScorpInc - the leaders in cleanrooms for all purposes.

  • Deepest Cleaning Services - Wed, Apr 7, 2021

    Need to ensure your place of business is completely hygienic and safe? ScorpInc has a new solution to purge all known and some unknown contaminants.

  • CuddleWatch - Sun, Mar 21, 2021

    It’s never too early to start teaching your kids about the wonders of surveillance capitalism and ScorpInc is best placed to help.

  • Could This Have Been An Email? - Mon, Mar 8, 2021

    A 2-hour meeting that could be changed to an email? Good. A whole work day that could become a simple email? Perfect. Don't dream it, live it with our IMAIP service.

  • Home Assistant AI Retirement Plan - Fri, Feb 19, 2021

    At ScorpInc we believe in a long-term plan for all family members who outlive their usefulness, even the artificially intelligent ones.

  • AI-Powered Routers - Wed, Feb 3, 2021

    Connect your smart home with a smart router. Intelligent traffic shaping and misinformation protection, right in the small cramped cupboard next to your front door.

  • Remote Meetings? Get Closer. - Tue, Jan 19, 2021

    When you can't be there, be there. Introducing YonHither, ScorpInc's latest development helping you keep working outside of work.

  • Smart Home? Step up to Supai™ - Mon, Jan 4, 2021

    In a time where AI responds to your every command, we're bringing the future where it can predict your every whim.

  • Merry Meals with Octo-Turkey - Wed, Dec 2, 2020

    Ho ho ho, it's that time of year again and let's take a look at what stuffing ScorpInc is stuffing in your Christmas Present Receptacle Tube?

  • Cerebrate Chip - Tue, Nov 10, 2020

    Augment your brain with the latest in ScorpInc technology.

  • WeLab Initiate - Tue, Oct 6, 2020

    Want to do mad science but don't have a space for it? Here at ScorpInc we're cooking up the Uber for biotoxin labs.

  • ScorpInc Surgeries™ - Mon, Apr 13, 2020

    Be the best you that you can be; get healthier, fitter, and smarter with our wide range of ScorpInc Surgeries™.

  • Learn To Code Bootcamp - Sat, Feb 15, 2020

    Fulfil your New Year's Resolution to learn to code at ScorpInc's new bootcamp and come out of it with a guaranteed permanent job offer.

  • Corporate Knowledge - It's In Our DNA - Thu, Jan 16, 2020

    Corporate knowledge is stored not just within servers, but within employees, and we want to help make the best use of that possible.

  • New Year, New You - Thu, Jan 2, 2020

    The start of a new year is a time for resolutions and working hard to become someone new, but what if we could take the hassle away and have a new you almost right away?

  • Wrapping Up Intern Month - Tue, Sep 3, 2019

    Celebrating our favourite people with our favourite month.

  • High Speed Data Connections For Enterprise - Sat, Jul 20, 2019

    Connecting you to the next generation of interconnection.

  • ScorpInc Stands For Free Range Robots - Tue, Jun 4, 2019

    Ethics in robots is a hot topic, and we have a strong stance on it.

  • Entropy Ape - Thu, Mar 28, 2019

    Taking the uncertainty out of system reliability by adding some uncertainty back in, ScorpInc aims to usher in a new generation of resilient technology and distributed applications.

  • Dinner? Delivering for Hospitality - Sat, Mar 2, 2019

    ScorpInc is a leader in providing food delivery drones to the hospitality market. In response to concerns about noise, ScorpInc has developed a new food and beverage delivery system which is quiet and incorporates service and self-protection features.

  • ScorpInc Now Offers DNA Testing - Wed, Jan 16, 2019

    Move over omnipresent surveillance network, finding long lost relatives has never been easier thanks to our new technology.

  • AI Parents Make Your Work Life Better - Sun, Jul 1, 2018

    Why should chatbots be limited to social media? Corporate chatbots here, now.

  • Unauthorised Merchandise - Mon, Apr 9, 2018

    An update on bootleg merchandise, new data offerings, and responses to the unfounded rumours of invasive data collection.

  • Investment Glossary - Fri, Aug 18, 2017

    Don't get scammed by a suit, brush up on your stock market and investment terms before handing over your life savings. But please do hand over your life savings.

  • ScorpInc Paid Intern Program - Sun, Jul 16, 2017

    In a tough employment climate ScorpInc is here to provide everyone with an opportunity to enter the workforce, whether they're ready or not.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - [REDACTED] Welcomes Executive Chef - Wed, May 10, 2017

    MEDIA RELEASE - [REDACTED] and ScorpInc are proud to welcome Albeka Shishani as our new Executive Chef.

  • Crane Sanctuary And Rehabilitation Clinic - Wed, Mar 15, 2017

    ScorpInc is here to provide protection for all creatures great and small.

  • A New Start For Artificial Life - Mon, Feb 27, 2017

    Firmly believing in social responsibility, ScorpInc is finding work for those in need in times of change.

  • Make 2017 The Year Of Your Career - Thu, Jan 26, 2017

    ScorpInc has been successfully launching and guiding careers for untold eons. Here are our top tips for getting ahead at work in 2017.

  • Hospitality Workforce For The Festive Season - Wed, Dec 21, 2016

    ScorpInc recognises the need for holiday employees and has an innovative, perfect solution through the miracle of cryptozoology.

  • 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Management - Sun, Jun 19, 2016

    Take advantage of the full moon this month to try your hand at entity summoning.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Dank Meme Acquisitions - Sun, May 29, 2016

    MEDIA RELEASE - All your memes are belong to us; dank meme research paying dividends.

  • Entity Summoning For Beginners - Thu, Dec 24, 2015

    Take advantage of the full moon this month to try your hand at entity summoning.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Privacy Breach Of Invisibility Generators - Sun, Dec 20, 2015

    MEDIA RELEASE - ScorpInc would like to notify customers of a privacy breach that occurred in it's invisibility generation systems.

  • MEDIA RELEASE - Succubots Lawsuit Apology - Sat, Jul 4, 2015

    MEDIA RELEASE - ScorpInc would like to issue a full and unreserved apology to the plaintiffs in Succubots vs ScorpInc (2015).